丑雕像的诅咒

The Hideous Statue

Qiang brings home a massive, tacky golden toad statue with glowing LED eyes. The roommates hate it, but when a prospect arrives and reveres the toad, they fake intense spiritual devotion to secure the lease—until the prospect insists on buying three more.

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Aesthetic Clashes and Fake Spirituality

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15 Chapters
Chapter 1 beginner
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冲动消费

The Purchase
Chapter 2 beginner
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审美崩溃

The Aesthetic Outrage
Chapter 3 beginner
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毛巾战术

The Towel Tactic
Chapter 4 beginner
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转向战术

The Re-Orientation Tactic
Chapter 5 beginner
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发配阳台

The Balcony Banishment
Chapter 6 beginner
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看房在即

The Tour Looms
Chapter 7 beginner
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看房客到来

The Prospect Arrives
Chapter 8 beginner
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忽悠说是艺术

The "Art" Spin
Chapter 9 beginner
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忽悠说是安保系统

The "Security" Spin
Chapter 10 beginner
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真相大白

The Reveal
Chapter 11 beginner
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意想不到的膜拜

The Unexpected Reverence
Chapter 12 beginner
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逢场作戏

Playing Along
Chapter 13 beginner
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忍耐极限

The Tipping Point
Chapter 14 beginner
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谈崩了

The Dealbreaker
Chapter 15 beginner
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扔进垃圾箱

A Trip to the Dumpster

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What is Mandarin?

Mandarin is the official language of Mainland China and Taiwan, and one of the official languages of Singapore. It is the most widely spoken Chinese dialect globally.

What is Cantonese?

Cantonese is the primary language spoken in Hong Kong, Macau, and the Guangdong province of China. It is also widely spoken in overseas Chinese communities.

What is Simplified Chinese?

Simplified Chinese characters were created to increase literacy rates by reducing the number of strokes. They are officially used in Mainland China and Singapore.

What is Traditional Chinese?

Traditional Chinese characters retain their historical shapes and strokes. They are primarily used in Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau.

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If you plan to visit Mainland China or want to speak with the largest number of people, choose Mandarin + Simplified. If you are interested in Hong Kong culture, media, or visiting Macau, choose Cantonese + Traditional.

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